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Are we back? Maybe.
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How to pack for an ayahuasca retreat
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Things I’d like for Valentine’s Day
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Cat objects that make me baby hungry
Because I don't want a third cat. I want a ninth cat.
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How to pack for an ayahuasca retreat
So you’re embarking on a spiritual voyage. Neat!
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Popping my fever dream
Are cherries having a moment, like, aesthetically?
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Things I’d like for Valentine’s Day
It is a nothing holiday created by our corporate overlords. Who cares? Let’s shop.
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Are we back? Maybe.
I've been writing this for 10 days so prolly not
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Weekly Missive 4.19
What does 'neutral' mean to you?
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Chicago is for Slutz
How to Women in the Windy City
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Weekly Missive 4.2
Buckle Up, Fuckleheads!
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INITIATING GREMLIN GLOW
Mar 25, 2024 • 
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