welcome.

My name is Aubrey Woodhouse and I really love dinner parties. I also love when they end. Here’s my cat “Curfew”.


I created this blog to talk about my favorite things.

Here they are, broadly:


  • Dinner parties
  • Cats
  • Vacations
  • Desserts
  • Crafting
  • Cocktails
  • Table magic
  • Interesting tattoos
  • Early bedtime


Here are things I dislike:

  • Sarcasm
  • Scarecrows
  • Video games
  • Bad table manners
  • One course meals
  • Awkward silences
  • Jersey fabric sheets


Excited you’re here.


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